The Picts and the Martyrs or Not Welcome at All Compact Disc by Arthur Ransome and Gabriel Woolf

Arthur [Mitchell] Ransome (1884 to 1967)—English author and journalist, born in Leeds and best known for writing the Swallows and Amazons series of children's books (Swallows and Amazons, Swallowdale, Peter Duck, Winter Holiday, Coot Club, Pigeon Post, We Didn't Mean To Go To Sea, Secret Water, The Big Six, Missee Lee, The Picts And The Martyrs: or Not Welcome At All and Great Northern?). He was also the author of forty or so other titles including other children's books, fishing books, sailing books and books on politics and Gabriel Woolf (1932-)—English film and television actor whose television and film roles include Tom Brown's School Days (1951), The Knights of the Round Table (1963) and numerous Doctor Who stories. He also works extensively on radio include Shakespeare's Romeo and Inspector Charles Parker in the Lord Peter Wimsey mysteries as well as abridging and reading over forty major novels. He is a winner of the Gold Medal at RADA

Swallows and Amazons—A series of 12 (Swallows and Amazons, Swallowdale, Peter Duck, Winter Holiday, Coot Club, Pigeon Post, We Didn't Mean To Go To Sea, Secret Water, The Big Six, Missee Lee, The Picts And The Martyrs: or Not Welcome At All and Great Northern?) children's books by English author Arthur Ransome, named after the title of the first book in the series. They involve the outdoor adventures of children, most notably John, Susan, Titty, and Roger Walker, Nancy and Peggy Blackett and Dick and Dorothea Callum. They portray an idyllic, yet also realistic, depiction of childhood adventure set in the 1930s. The series contains 12 books. The first book was originally published in 1930 and the last book was originally published in 1947. Titles in the series are: 1—'Swallows and Amazons', 2—'Swallowdale', 3—'Peter Duck', 4—'Winter Holiday', 5—'Coot Club', 6—'Pigeon Post', 7—'We Didn't Mean to Go to Sea', 8—'Secret Water', 9—'The Big Six', 10—'Missee Lee', 11—'The Picts and the Martyrs: Or Not Welcome at All', 12—'Great Northern?' and 13—'Coots in the North (Unfinished)'

The terrible Great Aunt invites herself to stay with Nancy and Peggy, just as the D.s arrive for the Summer holiday. The D.s attempt to avoid discovery by the Great Aunt, while Peggy and Nancy pretend to be the perfect nieces. The last of the books based in the lakes.